Smoky New Yorker Hot Dog Crust (Tesco)

Ok, it's not quite as good as Dominos hot dog stuffed crust pizza, but it's a fair attempt. And it's got sausages! Super long sausages. And sausages rule!

"Really super tasty pizza base with smoky hot dog sausages for a satisfying experience. First there's our big bold hickory smoked BBQ sauce, loaded with our tasty 4 cheese blend, bacon pieces and onion that melt into a perfect mess of gooey gorgeousness. Served with a pot of smoky BBQ sauce to dunk those crusts in."

Pretty epic. 1414 calories of epic.  Pizza rating: 9/10.