Ristorante Pizza Speciale (Dr. Oetker)
"Experience the taste of an Italian Pizzeria with our thin and crispy, Italian-style pizza; deliciously topped with salami, ham, mushrooms and Gouda cheese. Why not try some of our other delicious varieties."
Oh Doc Ock, you should have stuck to being a Spider-Man villain because your pizzas kinda suck. Sorry. I can tell you're trying your hardest but they just don't cut it. Cheap tasting topping, cheap tasting ultra-thin base and only 330 grams makes for a disappointing experience.
Still gets a pizza rating of 5/10 because I drank loads of wine while eating it and I'm feeling generous.